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Malaysia, What? Part I

2010-01-17T22:40:00.000-08:00

I like to read and love to observe in the same process. Everywhere I went, I will make sure that I would observe my surroundings, and trying to learn about people’s behavior how things works all around us.

I read and I read every single day from the newspapers and any other reading material that I scourge and I see and observe everyday and there is so many things that I have experienced and observed, and most of them consists of things that we have take for granted in our lives. One of them is the values inside us.

We have boldly proclaimed to the world that we are a nation that still preserve its past as well as embracing the future and all of us have high values in each single organism. But is it true?

Rubbish. Lies. Yes in the past we do have such values but nowadays is it already gone, blown into the chapters of our history. Where is the race that is renowned with its internal values? I don’t see any. In fact, let me know if there is one. We have all discarded our own values and have taken up new ones in the process. Just look at how we speak, wear, walk and etc. We are slowly evolving into becoming another race. A Westernized one.

Young children using vulgar, sensitive, and taboo words, women behaving like men and men turning into women, uncounted, hideous, and sexy fashion styles, and behaviors that suits animals…. We are turning into them, by the way.

Westernizing ourselves is not the answer to everything. It is important to hold on to our traditions which have let our ancestors to live for hundreds of years. It is the right way to live. But, probably right now, someone is cursing me for writing this.

In the end, what I write might be ignored, as we continue our Westernization process which has let us to live in a GRAND, PEACEFUL, and PROSPEROUS world.

Ultimately, this article will be ignored.

Malay, What?

2010-01-17T22:39:00.001-08:00

Malay is a race, which reside in the South East Asia archipelago, that stretches from the Malay Peninsula down to the Indonesian archipelago, and up north as far as Cambodia and go as far west as in Seychelles and South Africa.

It is known for centuries that Malay race was a courteous one. They understand each other and hold on to their traditions and cultural values. They were caring towards foreigners and treats guest far better than treating their own family members. But some of them do not behave like the others

And in Malaysia, it is the land full of these types of Malays. They are easily influenced by others, taking up practices which are against the race and religion, and they did not care as long as it benefited them. I have seen many Westlays, Malays who wanted to become Westerners, and most of them end up becoming like aliens who comes from outer space, and not from the west.

There are Malays who loves to talk big and wanted the whole world to know what are they talking about and their intentions so that they would be admired and praised, even for the wrong reasons. Why? Malays just love attention and praises.

Others like to sabotage their friends and talk bad about them behind their back and pretended that they had done nothing. You want more? Alright, some other Malays love to chase for position in any corporation or association so that they could serve their own needs, despite their promises to take care of the others.

I just love to continue, but a line needs to be drawn here. This is reality. It is in history. I am not making this up. And I feel obliged to write this down so that we can save ourselves from ourselves.

The survival of the Malays is in the hands of the Malays itself and if the Malays are not capable to change for the better and still commits to the same old, bad practices, then we can all go down into history as the race that fails itself.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I feel I have done none. Curse me you can, but did your act of cursing were caused by my words? If yes, CHANGE.

I'm on the Block Again!

2010-01-17T22:33:00.000-08:00

Huh... finally. After a long period of hiatus and inactive period, i am back....

Internet availability was partly guilty. I don't have one! but lets put it behind us and restart a great journey in the cyberworld.

My new year resolution for this blog is that it is going to be more critical and serious, plus the entertainment....maybe just a bit...

So look out and you better watch out, because some of my postings might be bothering you!

No offence.......

Sabar Menanti....

2009-10-23T07:45:00.000-07:00

Sedikit masalah perlu diselesaikan...ditambah dengan kekangan masa...bukan tidak berminat tetapi dalam proses penambahbaikan...Harap sabar menunggu...

...DALAM PROSES NAIK TARAF...

JPA Scholarship...

2009-09-09T06:24:00.001-07:00

alhamdulillah....bersyukur sangat-sangat bila mN check dekat dalam laman web esila haritu. Rasa berdebar-bedar sangat bila nak tunggu keputusan sebab mN memang mengharapkan sangat untuk dapat biasiswa JPA ni. Oh ya untuk pengetahuan korang mN mohon Biasiswa PIDN(Program Ijazah Dalam Negara) dah lebih sebulan lepas.

Bila mN masuk je laman web tu, lepas tulis ic number, terus dia tulis "Tahniah, anda berjaya!". Rasa bersyukur n happy tak terkira.

Sekarang mN nak buktikan yang mN boleh kekalkan prestasi akademik mN walaupun dah dapat JPA. dan mN juga dapat buktikan yang mN ni mampu untuk mendapat biasiswa tu.

So, now, who says that a stupid secondary school boy can't be successful? Watch out because with this scholarship, i will rock the country more than you guys out there can(siapa yang terasa tu paham2 je la)....

By the way, thank you Allah, thank you the Government of Malaysia and finally, thank you JPA.

As we had already celebrated our 52nd year as 1 country, 1 people, our greatest strength is in each other. May the unity we share continue to be the spirit of what makes Malaysia truly special.

SALAM 1Malaysia!

Sinar Ramadhan : Istimewa Video

2009-08-21T08:23:00.000-07:00

Selamat Menunaikan Ibadah Ramadhan dan Salam Sinar Ramadhan.

Sinar Ramadhan Kembali

2009-08-21T08:05:00.000-07:00

Sedar tak sedar, bulan Ramadhan dah kembali. Yelah, macam mana nak perasan kalau dah memanjang asyik buat tak kisah dan buat hal sendiri je...

Oleh itu, mN nak mengucapkan selamat menjalani ibadah puasa. Sudah-sudah la buat benda yang lagha-lagha tu. Tak de faedah pun. sempena bulan yang suci ni, marilah kita beramai-ramai buat amal kebajikan untuk tambah pahala.

Ya Allah:

Tak ingin ku biarkan Ramadhan berlalu saja

Tuhan pimpinlah daku yang lemah

Mengharungi segalanya dengan sabar

Kita memohon pada Tuhan diberikan kekuatan

Ku merayu pada Tuhan diterima amalan

Diriwayatkan oleh Abu Hurairah bahawa Ar-Rasul SAW telah bersabda:

Sesiapa yang berpuasa dengan penuh keimanan dan keikhlasan akan diampunkan dosanya yang telah lalu dan dosanya yang akan datang, sesiapa yang menghidupkan qiyamullail dengan penuh keimanan dan keikhlasan akan diampunkan dosanya yang telah lalu dan yang akan datang.

Selamat Menunaikan Ibadah Ramadhan dan Salam Sinar Ramadhan.

Quotation of our Leaders II

2009-08-21T07:52:00.001-07:00

Tun Abdul Razak Hussein

“Apart from good leadership, we must have the ability to govern the speed and nature of change taking place around us.”

“The future of our country depends on one important thing, that is on the unity of our people of various races.”

“If there is trouble, there are racial differences, racial animosity, we all shall suffer, irrespective of what we are.”

As we approach our 52nd year as 1 country, 1 people, our greatest strength is in each other. May the unity we share continue to be the spirit of what makes Malaysia truly special.

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT HARI MERDEKA KE-52

Quotation of our Leaders I

2009-08-21T07:28:00.000-07:00

Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al-Haj

“Love for the nation should be the hallmark of the population to ensure that the country’s sovereignty and stature are preserved.”

“Our future depends on how well many different kinds of people can live and work together.”

“Let Malaysia be the sole object of our love and loyalty-and there is plenty of room in our country for everybody.”

“Anybody who has any love for this country and wishes to make it his home must give his complete and absolute loyalty.”

1 Tree

2009-08-17T07:44:00.000-07:00

I found this special article that I want to share with all of you. Read:-

In the jungle, high above the tangle of creeping plants and forest flowers stood a giant.

Reaching up to the sky, its shade covered whole acres. There where no others bigger nor stronger than this one tree.

But it was not happy.

Deep in the ground, the roots started to talk.

“We are the source of the tree’s strength,” they said. “We draw water and nutrients from the Earth. Without us, how would the tree even stand?”

“I will hold it up,” a booming voice answered. “I am the trunk, and I will carry all the weight of the branches and leaves and fruits. Look at how big I am,” it rumbled.

In the treetop, the leaves shuddered. Then, in a chorus of whispers, they said, “All you said is true, trunk. But how would you have become so big if we didn’t fan out everyday to collect the sun?”
“Tell me…” cut in one of the branches. “Just how would you do that without us?” And for a long time, the tree stood silent in its anger.

Then, one day, a small bird alighted in its shade. “Such a grand and beautiful tree,” she sang. “Oh I believe you are the most beautiful of all in the jungle.”

In a rush, all the parts of the tree told the bird their stories.

“So, which one of us is the most important?” asked the roottrunkleafbranch.

“Why…all of you,” she answered. “You are beautiful because you are all one tree.”

As we approach our 52nd year as 1 country, 1 people, our greatest strength is in each other. May the unity we share continue to be the spirit of what makes Malaysia truly special.

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT HARI MERDEKA KE-52

Solidarity 89 : Poland's Journey into a Liberated Europe-An Exemplary Approach

2009-08-14T08:58:00.001-07:00

The title above is not enough to explain everything that I would about to write. This evening at 2.45pm i was invited(instructed) to go to this event which I thought was a small event but i was wrong!!! It was a grand event held at the Dewan Seri Budiman, about Poland's 20th anniversary of becoming a free nation in Europe, after years under tha cluthches of communism. other than the Tan Sri VC himself, the event was officiated by His Excellency The Ambassador of the Republic of Poland himself, H. E. Eugeniusz Sawicki (he is really, really good in delivering speech, and understand Malay too and he is funny) and another dignitary was The Ambassador of the Kingdom of Belgium, H. E. Frank Van de Craen.

Also present was U-Wei Haji Shaari, giving his experience and comment on Polish movies.

At the end of the opening ceremony, there was an exhibition on Solidarity 89, and also a special screening of a movie on the Solidarity movement in Poland, entitled Man of Iron by Andrzej Wajda, a famous Polish movie director(this film has won the Palme d'Or award at the 1981 Cannes Film Festival).

No need to talk much...just enjoy the pictures below (sorry for the picture quality).

H. E. Eugeniusz Sawicki giving his opening speech

U-Wei Haji Shaari sharing his experience

Guestbook with the signatures of both Polish and Belgian ambassadors

And top of that, free certificate!!!!

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Of Larian SAF, Old Buddies and A Wedding...

2009-08-14T08:15:00.000-07:00

Sorry for not updating this blog for a while. Quite buzy and didn't have the opportunity to go online. Anyway to continue, after further deliberation i have taken the stance to write my entry only in English for the sake and best interest of both language, English and Bahasa Melayu. And if you notice something, i have changed my blog header in preparation of the coming merdeka celebration and i will do a follow-up on that topic.

Finished with lets move on with the agenda...

Firstly, on the 8th of august 2009, Saturday at 9.30am, I took part in Larian SAF(Sukan Antara Fakulti) representing the Faculty of Law. Only 4 boys from the Part 1 Law took part and i managed to finish it in 40 minutes time (this is a marathon around UiTM treacherous hills and (mountains) ) and i think i managed to slot myself in the top 200 from approximately 500-600 participants(not bad at all). As a reward, i had contributed 1 point for the faculty (an achievement since not many students were involved in SAF).

How was it? Tiring.....and the pain(..........).

The pic below explains the before and after (mere expression).

Secondly, after finishing LArian SAF at 10.30am, Zul and Nik came at 11.30am. It has been a while since i last saw them. They are now in UiTM Bandaraya Melaka, and not with us anymore. Nevermind, our pre-law memories will always be cherished. And they decided to went back to Malacca that same evening, and so we hastily arranged some programme in order to spent our precious time together. We went on a lunch picnic together at Taman Tasik Shah Alam. Then we proceed to the Selangor Museum before ending our short quest at P.A.S (plaza alam sentral).

luqman and nik(ki)

me and zul (he's a class rep!)

and finally, one of my lecturer, Mr. Irmohizam(he is quite famous, having appeared in astro Awani ) had his marriage last week (you can view it in Nona, and several magazines). He taught us MLS I (Malaysian Legal System). and upon returning to his first lecture with us after his wedding, he had given each and everyone of us something from his wedding(i got two!!)...check it out below:-

isn't preety? two little basket filled with cadbury choclairs

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Asasi Law UiTM Year One – Part 3 : First Drama : Mocktrial Competition

2009-08-02T07:06:00.000-07:00

Yeah!!! It is the time to get serious man!!!! Its time for some drama!!

Yup, that is what I’ve gone through. My first drama in UiTM. This drama is part of our evaluation in order to get our 40% carry marks. What, do you guys think that law student can’t act? Think again… We all got the talents somewhere deep inside us.

Jadi, kelas mN telah membuat drama tentang satu kes pembunuhan yang lain dari kes pembunuhan biasa.Semua orang terlibat secara langsung atau tiddak langsung Nak tahu siapa para pelakonnya? Lihat di bawah…

The picture above is taken outside of the faculty’s moot court, just minutes before our turn to act. And they are all my classmates.

See something familiar? Do you see me in the picture? I guess all of you by now already know about the role that I play… See my picture in action in the moot court below…

Dan anda betul!!! mN berlakon sebagai seorang hakim yang mendengar kes pembunuhan ini… Dan ini merupakan satu penghormatan bagi diri mN dan mN berterima kasih kerana diberikan peluang sebagai salah seorang lead actor. Ia juga menjadi suatu yang istimewa bagi mN dan juga bagi semua kelas Asasi, kerana diantara semua hakim, mN merupakan hakim yang terkecil dan terendah… Its an honour…

Semua berjalan lancar dan beberapa minggu kemudian, keputusan dikeluarkan. Kelas mN mendapat markah yang agak sederhana…agak baik kerana kami tak menjalani latihan yang kerap. Syabas semua!!!!

It's time for another adventure...Ready mates???!!!

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Dah lama tak blogging...

2009-08-02T06:51:00.000-07:00

Hermmm.....
Aku mengeluh panjang... Dah lama tak update blog kan.... Buzy sangat sampai tak ada masa nak surf internet. First group assignment dah dapat... for Law of Contract I subject.... Kes yang paling susah dan paling merapu yang pernah mN buat... Tajuk dia:-

New Zealand Shipping Co Ltd v. A M Satterthwaite & Co Ltd

Isi kandungannya??? Tak payah mN cerita nanti pening... Ada dalam 21 page....Semua fakta....Pening kepala....Tapi tak mengapa....Nak jadi lawyer yang berjaya kena banyak usaha....(Betul ke mN nak jadi lawyer?)...

Lagi satu....mN baru balik dari cuti..UiTM isytihar cuti pertengahan semester dianjakkan ke 27 Julai hingga 2 Ogos disebabkan bagi mengawal penularan H1N1...

The truth is...I have gone to the Pusat Kesihatan on the 24th of July, because of my back cramp(ouch!) and I think I have been exposed to the flu for a golden hour(from the other patient, all 80% of them who goes to the PK). And since I have not feeling any changes to my body, no flu, fever or whatsoever...so I am free from the H1N1 virus(dreaded virus...

One more thing, about the stupid and silly anti-ISA riot on the 1st of August, mN akan buat follow-up on that event sebab banyak yang mN nak perkatakan...

Tunggu....

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perjalanan yang jauhh.....

2009-07-14T05:40:00.000-07:00

Ingatkan dah habis settle PTPTN bolehlah berehat tapi hermmmm....bertuah.... Masalah lain pula timbul... mN still cannot login into the studentportal to register my courses... harghhhhhh!!!!! Problematic!!!! so I decided to take the matters into my own hands and go meet the officer responsible for this face to face!! This problem have to end today and I am going to make sure that it will be settle once and for all!!

First, directly after my PTPTN session, I take a walk (about a kilometre or two) from the SportCentre to the BPP aka Bahagian Pengambilan Pelajar, wearing a formal attire (black slack, leather shoe, white shirt and a black neck-tie) in a very hot morning, about 11am. When mN arrive there, they told me that my status is 7A, which means I have registered but cannot login into the studentportal....and I have to go to the HEA Office (Hal Ehwal Akademik) located at the Canseleri UiTM...

Canseleri UiTM

And so that is my next destination... after notifying Luqman, I take an Internal Route RapidKL bus to go to the Canseleri....and I missed the bus stop...just because of the faulty bell onboard the bus and also the speed of the bus was driven (it was so fast that I didn't make it to tap on the other bell on the bus) and so.... i have to get off at the next stop, which is on top of a hill and also about a kilometre away from the Canseleri... its a long way down and up the hills.

dan bila mN baru saja memulakan perjalanan mN, penyelamat datang membantu!!! Luqman datang bersama Hadi (my friends) on a motorcycle... after dropping Luqman at the Canseleri, hadi came back for me, dan mN rasa bersyukur sangat sebab tak perlu berjalan (thanks Hadi!!!).

Sampai di Canseleri, mN terus tak buang masa...lepas mendaftar dalam buku log tetamu, mN terus naik terus naik ke Level4, the floor where HEA and TNC(Timbalan Naib Canselor) HEA offices reside. Terus jumpa pegawai yang berkaitan dan dalam masa 10 ke 15 minit, masalah mN telahpun selesai....

Walaupun pada mulanya ada perasaan marah yang membuak-buak, tetapi, selepas bertemu dengan pegawai BPP yang baik, mak cik penjaga kaunter Canseleri yang sangat membantu, dan juga kakak dan abang pejabat HEA yang mesra, rasa dan perasaan marah itu hilang... Terima kasih banyak-banyak kepada mereka semua dan.....syabas UiTM....pegawai anda sangat membantu dan mesra...

Looking at the bright side, this is my first time entering the Canseleri and ianya telah menjadi satu pengalaman yang betul-betul berharga....mN juga dah jumpa sebuah kafe yang menarik....tunggu....nanti mN akan tulis dalam entry lain.

So, after reading my grievances, please do enjoy the pictures below....Thanks!!

pintu masuk ke pejabat HEA dan pejabat TNC HEA

me infront of the UiTM Senate Hall

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Sesi penyeRahan DOkumeN PtPtN....

2009-07-14T05:08:00.000-07:00

Semalam, mN pergi untuk menghantar dokumen-dokumen dan surat perjanjian untuk PTPTN dekat kompleks sukan... I have thought to go at around 9am but Luqman made me go at 8am and so, with a heavy heart I went.... Dan nak tahu apa yang jadi? Kalau Luqman tak suruh mN pergi awal nampak gayanya lambatlah selesai urusan mN. mN sampai di kompleks sukan UiTM pukul 8.10am dan.....mN dapat nombor giliran 1213!!!! Dah 213 orang datang sebelum mN!!!!

Ingatkan bolehlah settle semua cepat sikit...tapi bila tengok perangai pelajar-pelajar universiti yang dah matang dan sangat cerdik (most of them are 20 y.o and above...) hmmmm....... sampai kiamat pun takkan habis.... most of them doesn't show up when their number is called upon(firstly), then (secondly) theyleft their things on the floor, and when they go to the counter and they forgot their things, they will run back to get them, two or three times. I mean, why can't they just carry their bags with them? This is what we call as bright and clever students... after that (thirdly) when they reach the counter, some of their documents are incomplete or did not have the required...even after the PTPTN officer had give out her briefing... and the final act of cleverness is when the UiTM officer arrived at their table, everybody rushed to them to have their forms and documents verified...why weren't they get theit forms and documents verified all this while?!!!!!! so clever......(like in a TV commercial).

arggggHhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So frustrating.............................

The UiTM students cleverness and brightness have been shown once again...

Very clever students.....

I felt very frustrated and angry...just like the cat below.....Meowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A View Outside My Window

2009-07-12T06:02:00.000-07:00

Ni saja mN nak buat selingan sedikit...

mN sayang bilik baru mN ni. Satu bilik enam orang saja compare dengan lapan orang sebilik masa dua semester yang lepas. I feel very comportable as it is very very spacious and I got my own personal space here around my study table...

So, mN rasa nak tunjuk pemandangan apa yang mN lihat setiap kali mN memandang keluar jendela...

dipetang hari....

sunday morning....

petang hari...kala matahari sudah mahu bersembunyi

So, macam mana, cantik tak? Tenang sikit minda dapat tengok kehijauan....So, what do you guys/girls see everyday outside your window?

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Asasi Law UiTM Year One – Part 2 : Hari Teknologi Proton

2009-07-12T05:42:00.000-07:00

Mesti semua tertanya-tanya apa kaitan Proton dengan Law. Tiada kaitan langsung. This is my first trip out of UiTM with my roommates (2 of them actually, Ammar and Luqman).

Pada 3 Ogos 2008, Proton menganjurkan pameran ‘Journey Through Technology with Proton’ at their factory in Sec.23 I think (if I’m not mistaken). Jadi disebabkan tiada aktiviti pada hujung minggu dan tak tahu nak buat apa lagi, ayuh kita pergi buat fieldtrip…

It is very interesting to be there and experience first hand what sort technology do they have in making cars. Dan ianya amat mengejutkan kerana mereka mempunyai teknologi yang setanding dengan syarikat automotif lain didunia. Dapat juga mN lihat sketching dan juga komponen kenderaan jenama terkemuka luar negara (tak boleh sebut which one) dihasilkan di kilang Proton!! Kalau nak cerita, 10 page pun takkan habis, so enjoy some of the pictures that I’ve got here…

Interior of Proton Neo Desire

Depan prototaip Proton MSX (MPV)...Keras betul body kereta ni

Digital car sketching process

Clay Modelling Machine (Proton SAGA)

Bonnet Testing (Proton Persona)

Button Testing (Proton SAGA)

Door Testing (Proton Satria NEO)

And finally to wrap it all up, here’s a picture of my own sportscar and my driver :). nak tumpang? Boleh tapi one by one sebab mN boleh bawa seorang penumpang saja

Cantik tak kereta mN????

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Troublesome Day.....

2009-07-09T06:26:00.000-07:00

Urghh......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is what i want to say. Today is a very very troublesome day. My data was not in the student portal (first. Then i have no class (second), everybody have started their first lesson today and i missed them (fourth) and finally, even after settling the problem regarding my personal data in the studentportal, i still cannot sign in!!! I'm about to suffer from mental, emotional, and nervous breakdown!!!!

Esok, harinya akan menjadi lebih mencabar....Begitu juga dengan hari-hari seterusnya.

Oh well.... guess i have to take a rest now then...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Sorry, no appeal for this post. Because I'm so pissed off..

Santai : 8 Sebab Kenapa Melayu Tak Boleh Jadi James Bond…

2009-07-06T06:56:00.000-07:00

1. Melayu suka berahsia tetapi tidak pandai menyimpan rahsia.
Industri perisikan seluruh dunia berasaskan satu konsep, iaitu keupayaan menyimpan, menghantar, menjual maklumat rahsia dan sensitif. Tapi lihatlah Harian Metro dan Kosmo, ianya penuh dengan berita peribadi yang mengaibkan, terutama gosip murahan dan berita picisan yang orang tak nak ambil tahu pun. Dan kebanyakkan editor dan wartawan akhbar ini Melayu, jadi tak hairanlah kalau Melayu jadi James Bond, yang pasti setiap hari akhbar akan penuh dengan rahsia rasmi dan sensitif Kerajaan Malaysia yang boleh mengancam keselamatan negara.

2. Martini shaken, not stirred (Martini digoncang, bukan dikacau).

Haram la bagi kita. Takkan James Bond Melayu nak pergi bar di luar negara lepas itu minta “Abang, minta air tebu satu”. Yang pastinya pada ketika dan saat itu identiti kamu sebagai perisik Malaysia akan terbongkar dan kamu pastinya akan dibunuh ataupun diseksa dengan cara dipaksa menonton 7 musim Akademi Fantasia terus-menerus.

3. Kasino dan perjudian adalah haram.

Kalau dirujuk semula filem Casino Royale, James Bond membelanjakan wang kerajaan untuk berjudi dan dipantau oleh pegawai dari Kementerian Kewangan yang seksa sangat dan tak suka pakai coli(maaf). Kalau James Bond Melayu, mesti dia kena fikir dua-tiga puluh kali sebelum melangkah ke kasino. Takkan nak masuk kasino dekat Genting Highland atau diluar negara sambil pakai baju batik. Kalau ada pegawai dari Kementerian Kewangan pun orangnya ialah seorang makcik bertudung, memakai tag nama kementerian berwarna hitam dan sangat cerewet dalam meluluskan peruntukan untuk berjudi. Silap haribulan tak dapat satu sen pun. Habis la misi terjejas dan rahsia akan terbongkar.

4. Kereta…jeng jeng jeng(sound effect)…Proton dan Perodua!!.

Sedangkan kereta pengguna biasa pun kualiti masih lagi ditahap yang membimbangkan, inikan pula nak buat kereta rasmi untuk ejen rahsia kita. Confirm takkan ada badan dan cermin kereta kalis peluru, senjata canggih yang tersembunyi, dan pelbagai lagi gajet yang kita dapat lihat dalam kereta James Bond. Dan takkan ada kereta rasmi ejen rahsia kita yang boleh terbang, menyelam, dan jadi glider, sebab kerajaan takkan bayar (maintainance tinggi!). Dan yang pasti kita takkan beli kereta import. (nanti kecoh Parlimen pasal AP)

5. Identiti palsu yang teramat terhad.

Dengan rupa kita ditambah kulit warna sawo matang, memang susah nak jadi low-profile. Bila turun kapal terbang dekat airport overseas, masalah dah timbul sebab perkataan ‘bin’ itu akan menyebabkan kita dituduh pengganas dan ditahan. Nak guna nama Michael Suparman tak boleh pula nanti orang kampong tuduh kita murtad! Kalau guna nama 100% Mat Salleh confirm habis. Ingat Mat Salleh nak percaya ada lelaki rupa Melayu pakai nama macam John Holmes atau Robert Jeremy? Tentu tidak.

6. Tiada peralatan khas.

James Bond yang sebenar akan dibantu oleh ‘Q’ yang akan memberikan peralatan-peralatan khas yang canggih habis, seperti kamera satelit, senjata, dan bom kecil. Kita ada apa? Setakat hari hujan pun tak boleh dapat signal Astro! Ditambah lagi dengan bilangan satelit komunikasi yang terhad (4 buah). Kalau dimusnahkan musuh, habis terkandas ejen rahsia kita tak dapat nak call for help sebab line Maxis, DiGi dan Celcom tak boleh guna (tiada satelit!). So, takkan nak minta tolong guna Pos Malaysia pula?

7. Satu Malaysia akan tahu identiti Ejen Rahsia kita.

Ialah dah jadi ejen yang pertama dalam Malaysia yang famous, mestilah jadi ikon Negara. Bangga anak jati kita jadi ejen rahsia! Dah tentu stesen dan program tv (Nona, TV9, astro awani, RTM, Majalah Tiga dll.) berebut nak buat feature story pasal kehidupan dan sesi latihan ejen rahsia kita ni. Itu tak kira lagi yang ejen rahsia kita ni akan jadi kaya-raya sebab jadi duta produk itu dan produk ini.

8. Belanjawan mungkin cukup untuk satu ejen sahaja.

Mestilah, sebab belanjanya akan menelan berjuta-juta, tak pun berbilion ringgit! (kecoh la dalam Parlimen lepas ni). Akan wujud Pusat Pra Latihan Ejen yang dibina di lokasi ekslusif yang berada di luar Negara (nak cari glamour), then, Pusat Latihan Khusus Ejen Rahsia di lokasi yang dirahsiakan (Langkawi dan Labuan sebab bebas cukai), dan akhir sekali Pusat Konvensyen dan Kawalan Misi Ejen Rahsia di Putrajaya (pusat pentadbiran Persekutuan). Dan selepas salah seorang ejen kita mati sebab keracunan makanan ketika bertugas diluar Negara, kisah ejen kita akan diceritakan secara meluas di akhbar, dan akibatnya program ini dibatalkan atas sebab bajet (banyak sangat pusat latihan), dari segi keselamatan latihan (sebab guna sukarelawan), dan bangunan tidak selamat (kontraktor tak bertauliah).

Jadi kesimpulannya, boleh ke orang Melayu jadi ejen? Sahlah tak boleh… Ermm… boleh tu boleh juga, tapi boleh terus berangan la hahaha…..

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Asasi Law UiTM Year One – Part 1 : Orientasi & First Big Event

2009-07-06T05:52:00.000-07:00

As promised, I’ve come up with this setup… the roundup of my first year in Asasi Law UiTM will be composed into 4 parts, and today and now, I will begin with the first part.

Before coming to UiTM, I first receive numerous offers from many high learning institutions and also KPM’s matriculation, and finally I end up taking UiTM’s offer instead as I found to be promising for my future…

I registered as a UiTM student on 28th of June 2008 and as usual, have to go through an orientation week (Minggu Mesra Siswa). Ahhh… it brings back old memories just like in SEMESTI, year 2003. Not so rigorous and not so packed and alhamdullillah, I finished it with the rest of my buddies much earlier than expected.

Dengan tamatnya MMS, marilah kita belajar…. 6 subjek :- 2 subjek English (Critical Thinking and MUET Preparation) dan 3 subjek law : Kerajaan dan Politik Malaysia, Law I, Kemahiran Perpustakaan & Kajian, juga 1 subjek ICT : Kemahiran Komputer.

Dalam sibuk belajar, dapatlah pula offer untuk masuk pertandingan perbarisan pembukaan Sukan Antara Fakulti, mewakili Faculty of Law on 25th July 2008… Seronok juga dapat exposure awal-awal lagi…

Waktu sebelum perbarisan, terjumpa pula DZ, Megat dan siapa lagi yee… Wakil INTEC. Panjang umur dapat jumpa after 6 months.

As you can see in the picture above, in the first picture we have to put black paints(not exactly, more like water colour) on our faces. It reads LAW on the right side and SAF on the left side…

Here is our mascot in the middle of the pic (the one holding the ball). The rest are my fellow Asasi mates, 2 of them were my roommates. Our theme was supposed to be ancient Greek but I don’t see any of it… Hehe…

That night verdict, we lost but that’s ok I can live with it. My first semester and I have been involved in a major event. Quite an experience.

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Madah Pembuka Bicara….

2009-07-05T02:02:00.000-07:00

mN bercadang nak tulis beberapa cerita mengenai pengalaman mN semasa menjalani program Asasi 2008/2009, as a TRIBUTE to all of my Asasians friends and especially my classmates because, all of you are the best bunches of guys and girls I have ever known…

Dan juga mN bercadang nak masukkan beberapa artikel yang lahir dari hati sanubari mN sendiri dan melalui pembacaan mN sendiri… Bukan apa, untuk kepentingan bersama, or for the greater good (the greater good!!).

And finally, I want to share my experience here in this university with those people out there, to my friends from my alma mater, and also ex-Asasians friends who are continuing their studies in branch campuses and also to those who take other courses in this university.

Can’t wait to start!!!

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Peace greetings to all…….!!!!!!!!! From mN…..

2009-07-05T02:01:00.000-07:00

Assalamualaikum and hello everybody….. Finally, my dream of having my own blog have been granted… I have planned to develop my own blog since the first semester of my Asasi year, but only now Ihave the opportunity and finally got my share of the time to build and manage one.

Perjalanan yang jauh untuk membina blog ini sudah pun tamat, kini terpulanglah kepada mN untuk mengisinya dengan benda-benda yang berfaedah, maklumat yang terkini, artikel-artikel yang berinfomasi yang boleh membantu kita semua membentuk dan membina minda kita yang sudah sekian lama disogok benda-benda dan perkara yang tak sepatutnya.

mN nak memvariasikan isi kandungan blog, so all of mN dear readers will not find it boring. Long have I think of the content that I want to put in here, so just wait. Some bloggers only wrote about their personal life (sometimes too much) till the readers find that very boring (like reading a diary) and some bloggers only put in rubbish till readers could not understand. I am determined not to make the same mistake.

About the language, mN akan menggunakan variasi dan gabungan diantara English dan Bahasa Melayu, as a symbol of significance, which is to embrace the future and the global language dan bagi mengekalkan adapt tradisi kita dan asal-usul kita… I know that some of you might find it very difficult to understand dan kadangkala pening tatkala membaca tulisan mN, tapi kita mempunyai cara kita masing-masing.

mN will try not to use too much “bahasa pasar” as I have an obligation to send the right message since I considered myself as a protector of the sovereignty of both languages, English and Bahasa Melayu…

Too keep it simple, just wait and experience something… Tunggu!!

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